Not So Frequently Asked Questions

Okay, Stevie, you lost me at "K-AIR-EN." Is that even legal? People really do that?

~Ian S.

Legal? I have no damn idea. But yeah, people are batshit crazy. I swear, her mom was probably huffing paint when she came up with that pronunciation.

The Kara situation sounds intense. Did you ever consider just running the other way?

~Ashley C.

Running? Me? Nah. My ADHD brain is like a moth to a flame. Plus, I'm a glutton for crazy bitches, apparently.

Rose-colored glasses, huh? We've all been there. But seriously, a hotel room after that first date? What were you thinking?

~Anthony B.

Thinking? I wasn't thinking! I was horny and delusional. Don't judge me, Judgy McJudgerson.

So, the "grizzly puss"... was that the moment you realized this was a mistake?

~Becky Z.

Nah, even that wasn't enough to scare me off completely. I'm a slow learner, what can I say?

"Sleeping with bosses" achievement unlocked? Is that a good thing or a bad thing in your book?

~Sophia W.

Depends on how you look at it. Good for the ego, bad for the sanity.

You keep saying "red flags." Did you ever actually see one before Chapter 6?

~Eric M.

They were there, waving in my face like a goddamn parade. I just chose to see past them. Hence how this story came to be.

Love-bombing, huh? Sounds like Kara was playing a dangerous game. Did you see it coming?

~Alexis E.

Of course not! I was too busy enjoying the attention and the free shit. I'm only human, L.O.L!